Underwear, surprisingly. Ginch Gonch, Andrew Christian, quite a few pants from H&M - No Assiebum yet though, which is unfortunate.
Do you have a chatup line? If so, what?
206 bones in your body... Fancy another? Or, if you are what you eat, I could be you by morning... Or, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Who was the object of your first crush?
It was a gorgeous lad at school - He knows now and we're friends, and he's still hot. I used to look at him from across the class in year 7 and just think "why do I love looking at you so much?"... Before I knew why. But he went to the army and beefed up beyond belief and is now even sexier than ever before. Yay! And, only the other day, he got drunk and naked, and hard, round my friends house - So that was great! Although he got kinda, really REALLY drunk and that makes me quite uncomfortable. But never mind, saw his rock hard cock - Makes the fantasies more realistic don't it?
What kind of drunk are you? (loud, giggly, aggressive, etc)
I don't get drunk. If I ever did get drunk it'd be by accident. I've been jolly. But I'm kind of a depressed, jolly, tipsy-person. In that, I joke about depressing
things. It's kinda mixed emotions I suppose, letting it all out! But, as I said, drunken people and all that mess gets me kinda uncomfortable and I don't like it at all - I just think, live off life!! Not off booze!!!
Have you ever copped off with someone when drunk that you'd never have approached sober?
Er, no. I have a lot of confidence anyway when I'm out and about, having fun, amongst chums. Gives me a boost I don't get sitting on my arse. Depends where you sit.
How would you react to being stood up for a date?
I've had this happen and it's one of the worst feelings known to man. I mean, it isn't because you doubt yourself but; you set aside a day for this person. One full day. A day you could be going out, saving starving African children, furthering your education, helping old women across the street, earning money, doing all those things you need to do or want to do and they take that for granted. They assume you have nothing better to do than sit around waiting for them to get their arse in gear. It's something I really hate - People not doing what they say, what they promise, they will do. If you aren't gonna do it, or don't think you can dedicate yourself to the matter fully, don't fucking say you will or that you can. People waste away their valuable hours of their lives over it.
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
I'm writing this at 4am. I'm a night owl. And I've tried so hard to change that but, something inside of me naturally can't get tired at the time people get tired. 11/12 at night I'm wider awake than ever. For the past three days I've been a good boy and I've been in bed before 12, midnight... But, again, today, I'm back to sodding normal.
Do you have any recurring dreams?
No. I have weird dreams. With sort of, standalone things/objects/people I remember. I punch them into a dream dictionary website and find my meaning - usually it's insanely accurate. Raises my attention to things in my life I'd otherwise miss, or wouldn't have thought over. Strange. The human mind. In fact, you can see what I found out about one of my latest dreams at my blog! (
http://buggermesoftly.blogspot.com)
Do you consider yourself a good snogger (kisser for non-Brits)?
Yes, yes I do. I know so. All my partners say so and I loooooove, LOVE, kissing. I think kissing is one of the most sexual things you can do. It's so important, for the build up. If you are crap at kissing, or rush it to get inside someone's pants, you're missing the point. It gets all your senses going. It's all about pace, you can't afford to get samey and kissing is great if you keep it unpredictable and passionate.
Do you daydream?
Yes, frequently. I couldn't do this without drifting off half way through. It's music that does it. I'm a big fat writer so music gets my imagination going wild. I imagine these amazing scenes in my head, they're so expansive and I get lost in these other worlds and I feel I need to get all the details written down on paper. It's amazing, a gift. I truly am greatful for my mahoosive imagination but, at the same time, it can be quite distracting.
How fussy are you about dressing trendily for everyday purposes?
I am quite fussy. I have a heap load of clothes but nothing seems to go with anything else. I get really frustrated wherever it is I'm going. Having said that, when I've had a tough week and can't give a shit about anything at all, I go out in the shabbiest stuff I have and don't care about it. That is usually when you bump into every fucker you've ever met. If I do end up outside in something I really wish I hadn't worn, I spontaneously go and buy EMERGENCY clothing, no matter what my bank balance is like at the time. Bad, I know.
Do you have any pets?
I do now! A little insane hamster called 'Hamlet'. He's a nutter. He does stunts, he's always chucking himself about. It's a wonder he doesn't get hurt, (chipped his tooth a little while ago, bless him) but he's such a character and I've always wanted a hamster so badly - he's the one for me!
What's your favourite sport? To do? To watch?
To do... Erm, tennis. But not properly. I find it more fun to play if you try and hit it to each other, keep it flowing. Or just hit it as far as it will go and make the other run for miles. To watch, not much at all really. Probably the swimming at the olympics. We all know why.
Do you enjoy sleeping late?
Yes. Yes. Yes. I do enjoy it, but it frustrates me. I do it without wanting to. I have no choice in the matter. My body will not budge. I switch alarms off in my sleep. Probably due to the fact I'm up so late! It's a horridly viscious cirlce!
Do you collect anything? If so, what?
Collect?... I did used to collect TY toys when I was little. But now, I don't really collect anything. I'm a huge fan of Farscape so feel the need to have everything ever made to do with it. I'm bad for collecting magazines, I suppose. And DVDs. I have DVDs I've never watched, a lot of them. I just feel the need to have them!
Do you have any artisitic talents?
Video editing. Writing. They're art. I'm not usually good at finishing projects. I love to draw too, cartoons though, nothing realistic. I need to learn to finish what I start before starting something different. That way I can get more of what I do out in the open. But that was always my way! When I was a kid I'd make little story books, but never finish the story. My teachers were probably on the edge of their seats, to this day, still wondering whatever happened to 'Mr Ted'.
What's the best invention ever?
Difficult one. Fleshlight. It's a good one. Might not be the best. The best would probably be... I'd say video games. I just think it's such a huge, expandable area and without it, we'd live in a boring place with a severe lack of imagination. It's only gonna get better too. We've pong to thank! Then of course, part of me thinks cameras are the best. It's crazy. I know it's all science but it's almost magic isn't it - The way you can capture a moment, a living breathing moment, forever. You can look at it any time, and know that this moment has passed. It's history. Starring you in the face. Weird and spooky shit.
What do you eat for breakfast?
Boys like you. Nah, I usually miss breakfast. But if I manage it, it's usually muesli. With golden syrup on top!
Have you ever broken any bones?
No. I fractured my arm once due to collapsing over a tennis net I thought might be a good idea to attempt jumping over.
What were your favourite and least favourite subjects at school?
Favourite subject was most probably science. Not because it was SCIENCE, but because our science lessons were just the least organised in history. We could do anything we wanted science. Literally. We were uncontrollable. It was just like an extra break for us. That's why we all failed, I suppose! But, my least favourite was without a doubt maths. Different years for different reasons. There was the time when we had the most evil man who walked the earth as our maths teacher and he terrified me. You couldn't mess with him. He would break you. And then, there was the time when we had the stupidest man alive teaching us maths. Every lesson lasted years. Half an hour in we'd be taking the register. He wouldn't notice tables on fire. And you couldn't treat it like a science class because, in science, the teachers had a laugh and did fuck all too!
Have you ever been to a foreign country? What countries would you like to visit?
I have been to France, once. It was alright. The ferry was the best bit, really. I want to go to America, really badly. I'd love to do some open mic nights over there, see Brent Corrigan/Everrett - It's such a huge place and every part is so unique in comparison the rest - With so much to do and oh, so so many sexy black guys!
What do you wear in bed (when sleeping alone)?
Pants. Usually baggier pants. I find if you sleep naked you crush your balls accidentally. If you sleep with tight pants on your penis suffocates. Strange though, when I sleep in baggy pants, I tend to wake up having taken them off in my sleep. I think, my unconscious self, finds they get in the way, so simply removes them. Unless I just have kinky dreams and don't remember them.
What makes you feel sexy?
Honestly. I've never felt more sexy than when I've been to gay saunas. And it's not because you go round fucking everyone in sight, that's not sexy at all. I feel so sexy when you know they're all after you ('cos most of them are all fat fuckers) and you can go power mad - making them watch what they can't have, teasing them, making them beg for you (Some guy offered me £100s to let him suck my cock, I declined, obviously) - Treat them to little bits at a time, but never really giving it to them straight. If there is a guy I end up doing something with, it's best to make the rest jealous by doing it in front of them. In a gay sauna environment though it takes a lot for me to let my guard down because I walk around imagining everybody has hideous diseases. Keeps me safe I suppose. I go there more for the thrill of actually being there. You can sometimes tell when someone's fucked everyone they've laid their eyes on and it's not sexy. The want-but-can't-have thing is sexy. The chase is sexy.
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